Bangkok Street Dogs

A place to learn about the lives of street dogs in Bangkok, Thailand, with emphasis on the individual characters of the Bangkok street dog community and their stories of hardship and humor.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Jake: On the Road to Better Days


Jake the Tuk-Tuk Driver (formerly Jake the Party Hound) waits for a fare outside the Hualamphong train station.


Well, I have good news to report about a troubled Bangkok street dog who appears to have worked out his issues and improved his outlook! The last time I profiled Jake the Party Hound, he was passed out in the back of a tuk-tuk after a night of alcohol-fueled debauchery. Earlier, when I first introduced Jake on this blog -- with a photo of him sleeping off a wicked hangover -- some folks actually thought it was a dead dog lying on the sidewalk!

I'm happy to report that since then, Jake has eschewed the hedonistic lifestyle and adopted a much more stable outlook towards life in general. And, in a wonderful stroke of irony, Jake has been gainfully employed for the past six weeks -- as a tuk-tuk driver! The friendly fellow is pictured here waiting for a fare outside of Hualamphong train station, a high-traffic area that's bustling with locals and tourists in need of transportation. Tourists in particular enjoy riding with Jake because he never cheats them and always provides a running commentary on sights around town as well as current events in the news.

Jake tells me that one of his favorite things about driving a tuk-tuk in Bangkok is that you get to meet a fascinating array of passengers who provide a cross-section of society that's available in few other occupations. According to Jake, sometimes the passengers exhibit bizarre behavior, like the American tourist who climbed onto the roof of Jake's tuk-tuk while they were traveling at a high rate of speed down Ratchadamnoen Avenue.

Other passengers have brought along some rather unusual cargo: One elderly Thai woman purchased a King Cobra at Chatuchak Weekend Market, only to have it slither out of her bag and coil itself around Jake's leg during the trip home! Luckily for Jake, the cobra had recently been milked of its venom, and wasn't in the mood to attack. (Nonetheless, Jake subsequently declared his vehicle a "No Reptiles" zone!)

I told Jake that he should think about starting his own blog detailing the behavior of his passengers -- until he does, I'll continue posting his updates here. In any event, I am very happy to see Jake doing well and headed in a better direction.

55 Comments:

Anonymous carmina said...

jake is my personal favorite. he's funny and looks funny =)

6:03 PM  
Blogger R2K said...

:O) that is a funny pic..

5:43 AM  
Blogger "Alice" said...

Jake, I'm glad you finally woke up and taking some responsibility. Your previous photo looked like something the cat drug in. Now you're looking good! Well done!

6:52 AM  
Blogger Brian J. Neises said...

wow! where in Bangkok do you live? I never saw soi dogs that looked that good! I always figured they looked good if they had more than 80% of their hair and had everything attached in the right spots, as well as not having anything hanging out where it wasn't supposed to be. Man I miss those soi dogs! Extra plug, if you want to be a dawg yourself, go out and join the Bangkok Soi Dawgz, the local Ultimate Frisbee team. Check the relevant website (www.soidawgz.com)

I'll definately be checking back on this blog, and telling my Bangkok friends.

6:56 AM  
Blogger MakubeX, Lord of Maecity said...

I never knew that Bk was so much fun, I guess I missed out its finer points since my parents had me on something that closely resembled a dog leash! >.<

8:30 AM  
Blogger Jürgen Nation said...

What a charming bon vivant! I look forward to seeing more of him and reading his tales of sobriety. Way to go, Jake!

6:53 PM  
Blogger BigMangoDave said...

Hey please go down phatumwan and get a pic of the 'don' of Lumpini. This dog hangs out down the park and is some strange crossbreed (maybe half lion!?) and has the meanest set of gonads I have ever seen. Yep this boy is the toughest looking soi dawg I have seen yet in bkk..

9:28 PM  
Blogger Becca said...

Glad to see Jake is cleaning up his act! Look forward to hearing more about him!

4:37 AM  
Blogger Berk said...

.."quite possibly the funniest dog blog ever!" I like reading your post its funny as heck.. haha

10:26 AM  
Blogger Call Emily said...

You are the only Thai dog I have ever met.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Neva F. Darbe said...

Give Jake my best wishes. He is in the right spot to pick up passangers. Here in Las Vegas the taxi drivers hang out at the airport most of the time. It is difficult to get a taxi here unless your at the airport or a casino.

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1:32 PM  
Blogger cat_aunty said...

Your blog is a hoot!!

6:04 AM  
Blogger HadesGigas said...

King Cobras are a trip. My imaginary friend said that if they bite you, you get the interplanetary syrup of superman. Bongos!

7:56 PM  
Blogger GooG said...

yo

11:43 PM  
Blogger Elli said...

Holy $hit! This is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Jake definitely needs to come in touch with the reality that he has a problem and needs to try to kick his habit of partying all night, drinking and being reckless. I love this blog!!

12:46 PM  
Blogger dark_resistance said...

visit http://www.darkresistance.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:58 PM  
Blogger emiko said...

I'm visiting Bangkok in September. Wish I could take the Jake's tuk-tuk!

12:47 AM  
Blogger xixixixixi said...

sawadee! im your new reader.
although, i dont have dogs... i have a lot of respect for them. so, i'll continue the "DOGWATCH". lol.

3:23 AM  
Blogger Tifara said...

The question is, is Jake making enough cash for health care? I mean, what is he going to do about that nasty worm problem??

2:46 PM  
Blogger SunDenine said...

Jake rules!

9:35 PM  
Blogger Federico said...

Fantastic!! i'm an italian boy, i love Thailand. Do you konw Kahosan Road? there are a lot of park. if you want to speak about this my contact is federiconews. bye

12:09 AM  
Blogger Steven Cheong said...

Jake's article is great for reading! I am a new fan... Cheong Steven..

1:14 AM  
Blogger Steven Cheong said...

Jake's article is great for reading! I am a new fan... Cheong Steven..

1:16 AM  
Blogger Sonya said...

i know this may sound weird, but the pictures of these happy warriors on your blog made me quite teary-eyed.

:)

keep up the good work pooch. u be my favourite bangkok street dog.

5:34 AM  
Blogger R2K said...

I bet I know some people who could learn a trick or two about driving from that dog!

10:12 AM  
Blogger allison said...

Where are you Jake?? I need a ride to the store.

11:49 AM  
Blogger Jewel Belamy said...

Good for you, Jake, good for you. I'm going to be checking back on you and if you keep it up I might just have the Humane Society mail you a box of rum flavored doggy treats. How you ask? I have my connections...

4:12 PM  
Blogger Darja said...

Hey, Casanova! What a lovely site you´ve made!
This is the first time I enter here, and I'm amazed!

Very good idea. I really love dogs. You´re lucky there in Bangkok. Here in my country, Spain, the future of the street dogs uses to be the worst yo could imagine.

But, sometimes, there is people who adopt street dogs, like me and my family, and they are the most loyal and intelligent thing you could meet.

I wish the best for you and your pals, Casanova

2:28 AM  
Blogger Skwarepeg said...

has anyone else noticed that Jake looks dead in all of his pictures?? I'm a little worried about him.

7:53 AM  
Anonymous Neil said...

Dead my ass. I made a trip today to the Thai Immigration to extend my visa. I was standing on the kerb waiting for a taxi and I saw Jake sitting there taking up the whole bus lane. I asked him how much and he told me 100 baht. I told him to fuck off a taxi meter for 45 baht. He then barked "yet ma!" at me which means fuck your mother in thai. Man was I glad when a taxi meter pulled up! You gotta be wary of these tuk tuk drivers as a ferang (alien) in BKK. I know this gut that got his ass kicked by a group of tuk tuk drivers after he started calling them names. He got severely doggpacked and they kicked his ass!

12:31 PM  
Blogger Donny said...

What a unique blog. I found it in the "Blogs of Note" list. Congrats!

2:47 PM  
Blogger Sam Paio said...

Belo blog!

5:13 PM  
Blogger jones said...

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8:59 PM  
Blogger jones said...

A Tuk Tuk dog. How magnificent.
I would like to purchase it from you and crown it the treasured Mascot of my blog at the Church of Scientomology.
Name your price tukuk man and it will be done.
Zac

9:03 PM  
Blogger Chesty said...

I think that pic was doctored - "jake" is really Skittles and he lives in North Myrtle Beach

6:25 PM  
Blogger dh said...

Please don't make fun of Jake. He knows all the short cuts and he's got me home on many occasions. Dick

8:34 PM  
Blogger emmie said...

Hi there! Your blog is so unique. Real cute! I'll be back to visit!

12:31 AM  
Blogger Bruan said...

Good to see the photo shop dead dog story is finally, um,, put to rest, che. Buddha and Maggie have been at me to get back here for a while because they wanted to see if Jake is jake. They are happy now. They still want they're own keyboard.....

3:52 AM  
Blogger Madhawa Jayanath said...

Bingo!
Nice Picture!

2:08 PM  
Blogger Steven Rawski said...

I like this blog, C+ grade

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2:50 PM  
Blogger AmeriKaKanKare said...

Thanks for doing this. I am a dog lover. I wish I could feed them all.

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10:20 PM  
Blogger Pappy said...

I have added a link to you!

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8:33 AM  
Blogger Myrtle Beach Stuff said...

C+? this is one of the most important works of blogging out there! Chroicling the life and times of the beleagered Bangkok Street Dog.

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1:16 PM  
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2:42 PM  
Blogger funkysmell said...

nice

3:42 AM  
Blogger PopeBenedictXVI said...

We're currently exploiting dogs to lure people into our cult. Is this ethical?

12:36 AM  
Blogger R2K said...

Interesting :O)!

1:05 PM  
Blogger Imaginary Girl said...

- Love your blog!

Good to see Jake is relaxing abit more! Cheers ;)

10:54 PM  
Blogger Angel said...

Hi,

Wonderful blog from you. There's once the documented some stray dogs in Singapore for my science project and what i can say is that they are actually more interesting then those house hold pets.

keep up the good job.

and er... send my regards to you doggy pals alright?

1:08 AM  
Blogger krystal1118 said...

i like the pic i think its funny come vivit my blog at www.krystalsstuff.blogspot.com

8:47 AM  
Blogger Lisa Marie said...

This is such an amazing project! You are extraordinary visual artist!

11:25 AM  
Blogger fishingaddict said...

would you mind if when i get my website up for funny pics
if i could post that on there

thanks LT

12:50 PM  
Blogger Spoke said...

Hmmmmm, I'd say Jake is roadkill.I think the first image is his final resting spot,the others are where you've played God and ressurected him.Tell me you didn't touch him.

11:37 AM  
Blogger bekaz said...

haha funny picture :)

11:41 AM  
Blogger Apps said...

I'm very curious ... How's this picture taken ? Is it photo shopped or did you actually get him to sit like tht!!

9:52 PM  

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