Jake: On the Road to Better Days

Jake the Tuk-Tuk Driver (formerly Jake the Party Hound) waits for a fare outside the Hualamphong train station.
Well, I have good news to report about a troubled Bangkok street dog who appears to have worked out his issues and improved his outlook! The last time I profiled Jake the Party Hound, he was passed out in the back of a tuk-tuk after a night of alcohol-fueled debauchery. Earlier, when I first introduced Jake on this blog -- with a photo of him sleeping off a wicked hangover -- some folks actually thought it was a dead dog lying on the sidewalk!
I'm happy to report that since then, Jake has eschewed the hedonistic lifestyle and adopted a much more stable outlook towards life in general. And, in a wonderful stroke of irony, Jake has been gainfully employed for the past six weeks -- as a tuk-tuk driver! The friendly fellow is pictured here waiting for a fare outside of Hualamphong train station, a high-traffic area that's bustling with locals and tourists in need of transportation. Tourists in particular enjoy riding with Jake because he never cheats them and always provides a running commentary on sights around town as well as current events in the news.
Jake tells me that one of his favorite things about driving a tuk-tuk in Bangkok is that you get to meet a fascinating array of passengers who provide a cross-section of society that's available in few other occupations. According to Jake, sometimes the passengers exhibit bizarre behavior, like the American tourist who climbed onto the roof of Jake's tuk-tuk while they were traveling at a high rate of speed down Ratchadamnoen Avenue.
Other passengers have brought along some rather unusual cargo: One elderly Thai woman purchased a King Cobra at Chatuchak Weekend Market, only to have it slither out of her bag and coil itself around Jake's leg during the trip home! Luckily for Jake, the cobra had recently been milked of its venom, and wasn't in the mood to attack. (Nonetheless, Jake subsequently declared his vehicle a "No Reptiles" zone!)
I told Jake that he should think about starting his own blog detailing the behavior of his passengers -- until he does, I'll continue posting his updates here. In any event, I am very happy to see Jake doing well and headed in a better direction.


55 Comments:
jake is my personal favorite. he's funny and looks funny =)
:O) that is a funny pic..
Jake, I'm glad you finally woke up and taking some responsibility. Your previous photo looked like something the cat drug in. Now you're looking good! Well done!
wow! where in Bangkok do you live? I never saw soi dogs that looked that good! I always figured they looked good if they had more than 80% of their hair and had everything attached in the right spots, as well as not having anything hanging out where it wasn't supposed to be. Man I miss those soi dogs! Extra plug, if you want to be a dawg yourself, go out and join the Bangkok Soi Dawgz, the local Ultimate Frisbee team. Check the relevant website (www.soidawgz.com)
I'll definately be checking back on this blog, and telling my Bangkok friends.
I never knew that Bk was so much fun, I guess I missed out its finer points since my parents had me on something that closely resembled a dog leash! >.<
What a charming bon vivant! I look forward to seeing more of him and reading his tales of sobriety. Way to go, Jake!
Hey please go down phatumwan and get a pic of the 'don' of Lumpini. This dog hangs out down the park and is some strange crossbreed (maybe half lion!?) and has the meanest set of gonads I have ever seen. Yep this boy is the toughest looking soi dawg I have seen yet in bkk..
Glad to see Jake is cleaning up his act! Look forward to hearing more about him!
.."quite possibly the funniest dog blog ever!" I like reading your post its funny as heck.. haha
You are the only Thai dog I have ever met.
Give Jake my best wishes. He is in the right spot to pick up passangers. Here in Las Vegas the taxi drivers hang out at the airport most of the time. It is difficult to get a taxi here unless your at the airport or a casino.
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Your blog is a hoot!!
King Cobras are a trip. My imaginary friend said that if they bite you, you get the interplanetary syrup of superman. Bongos!
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Holy $hit! This is one of the funniest things I have ever read.
Jake definitely needs to come in touch with the reality that he has a problem and needs to try to kick his habit of partying all night, drinking and being reckless. I love this blog!!
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I'm visiting Bangkok in September. Wish I could take the Jake's tuk-tuk!
sawadee! im your new reader.
although, i dont have dogs... i have a lot of respect for them. so, i'll continue the "DOGWATCH". lol.
The question is, is Jake making enough cash for health care? I mean, what is he going to do about that nasty worm problem??
Jake rules!
Fantastic!! i'm an italian boy, i love Thailand. Do you konw Kahosan Road? there are a lot of park. if you want to speak about this my contact is federiconews. bye
Jake's article is great for reading! I am a new fan... Cheong Steven..
Jake's article is great for reading! I am a new fan... Cheong Steven..
i know this may sound weird, but the pictures of these happy warriors on your blog made me quite teary-eyed.
:)
keep up the good work pooch. u be my favourite bangkok street dog.
I bet I know some people who could learn a trick or two about driving from that dog!
Where are you Jake?? I need a ride to the store.
Good for you, Jake, good for you. I'm going to be checking back on you and if you keep it up I might just have the Humane Society mail you a box of rum flavored doggy treats. How you ask? I have my connections...
Hey, Casanova! What a lovely site you´ve made!
This is the first time I enter here, and I'm amazed!
Very good idea. I really love dogs. You´re lucky there in Bangkok. Here in my country, Spain, the future of the street dogs uses to be the worst yo could imagine.
But, sometimes, there is people who adopt street dogs, like me and my family, and they are the most loyal and intelligent thing you could meet.
I wish the best for you and your pals, Casanova
has anyone else noticed that Jake looks dead in all of his pictures?? I'm a little worried about him.
Dead my ass. I made a trip today to the Thai Immigration to extend my visa. I was standing on the kerb waiting for a taxi and I saw Jake sitting there taking up the whole bus lane. I asked him how much and he told me 100 baht. I told him to fuck off a taxi meter for 45 baht. He then barked "yet ma!" at me which means fuck your mother in thai. Man was I glad when a taxi meter pulled up! You gotta be wary of these tuk tuk drivers as a ferang (alien) in BKK. I know this gut that got his ass kicked by a group of tuk tuk drivers after he started calling them names. He got severely doggpacked and they kicked his ass!
What a unique blog. I found it in the "Blogs of Note" list. Congrats!
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A Tuk Tuk dog. How magnificent.
I would like to purchase it from you and crown it the treasured Mascot of my blog at the Church of Scientomology.
Name your price tukuk man and it will be done.
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I think that pic was doctored - "jake" is really Skittles and he lives in North Myrtle Beach
Please don't make fun of Jake. He knows all the short cuts and he's got me home on many occasions. Dick
Hi there! Your blog is so unique. Real cute! I'll be back to visit!
Good to see the photo shop dead dog story is finally, um,, put to rest, che. Buddha and Maggie have been at me to get back here for a while because they wanted to see if Jake is jake. They are happy now. They still want they're own keyboard.....
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Nice Picture!
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Thanks for doing this. I am a dog lover. I wish I could feed them all.
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C+? this is one of the most important works of blogging out there! Chroicling the life and times of the beleagered Bangkok Street Dog.
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We're currently exploiting dogs to lure people into our cult. Is this ethical?
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Good to see Jake is relaxing abit more! Cheers ;)
Hi,
Wonderful blog from you. There's once the documented some stray dogs in Singapore for my science project and what i can say is that they are actually more interesting then those house hold pets.
keep up the good job.
and er... send my regards to you doggy pals alright?
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This is such an amazing project! You are extraordinary visual artist!
would you mind if when i get my website up for funny pics
if i could post that on there
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Hmmmmm, I'd say Jake is roadkill.I think the first image is his final resting spot,the others are where you've played God and ressurected him.Tell me you didn't touch him.
haha funny picture :)
I'm very curious ... How's this picture taken ? Is it photo shopped or did you actually get him to sit like tht!!
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